Yesterday evening at approximately 11:30pm the “Love Boat”, Brighton’s hottest night spot, capsized off the coast. Advertised as the newest concept in evening entertainment, the ship sailed from Brighton Pier at 9pm,offering an evening of entertainment and alcohol before returning to the pier by 1am.
Passengers reported hearing a loud bang before feeling the ship list. The crew moved swiftly and evacuated the ship, no-one appears to have been left behind. Due to the diligence of the crew many of the passengers decided to continue their evening on the beach, attracting the attention of the local population.